OK, maybe not, but I now have one. A Sizzix brand Big Shot Die cutter.
I am so stinking excited! But alas, I bought it to help cut applique shapes for fusible applique and I ran out of fusible web a mere 15 hours before it's arrival. So right now, it's quiet time here and I'm unpacking the machine and it's 3 dies in relative peace (one of the children is not to sure of the meaning of quiet.) and might just use some paper to play with and then, by golly, I'm loading the kids up and we're going to the city for some Wonder Under!